she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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