She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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