i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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