Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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