have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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