im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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