Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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