forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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