Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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