my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
