His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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