Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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