So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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