I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
not ubering you a puppy
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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