How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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