Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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