Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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