ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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