Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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