I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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