if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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