Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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