I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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