Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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