your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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