Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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