He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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