You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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