it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
porn star boner night. come get it.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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