I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
You smell like stripper and shame
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I have post one night stand depression
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