Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
