just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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