weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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