BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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