in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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