my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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