i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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