I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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