remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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