i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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