I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
that is very illegal...i love you.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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