Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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