We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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