I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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