i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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