I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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