it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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