You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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