ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
my poor anus
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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