a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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