Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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