I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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