I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just gargled with NyQuil
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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