Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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