Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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