I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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