Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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